How to violate hostel etiquette in 20 easy steps

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Hostels are a mainstay in my travels. Every hostel is a little different but hostel etiquette is the one thing that doesn’t change. Here are 20 steps to help you become the most hated person in your hostel.

1. Select a bed with an owner. Take the bed you want. You know that bed next to the outlets. Throw the stuff that is already in the bed on another bed. The outlet bed is now yours. Then make sure to complain that they beds don’t match up to the sleep on latex pure green firm mattress review that you read on your way in or complain that their mattress isn’t as comfortable as a mattress from somewhere like Leesa.

How to violtate hostel etiquette in 20 easy steps

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2. Having trouble finding something in your backpack. Pull everything out of your pack and throw it all over the dorm room floor. No need to keep space available for others.

How to violtate hostel etiquette in 20 easy steps

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3. You have too much stuff in your pack to fit in one locker. Just use as many lockers as you need to lock up all your possessions. All your possessions are valuable and need to be protected.

How to violtate hostel etiquette in 20 easy steps

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4. Hungry? There is a fridge full of food. The fact that the food has labels identifying the owner is irrelevant. Your hunger trumps their ownership.

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5. While making dinner use the free Wifi to download the latest episode of Game of Thrones.

How to violtate hostel etiquette in 20 easy steps

6. Put your leftovers in a communal bowl. Put a name label on it and stick it in the fridge.

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7. While cooking your gourmet dinner, make sure to use all the pots and burners in the kitchen.

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8. Leave all the pots from your meal in the hostel kitchen. You’re a guest. If someone else wants to use the pots, they can clean the pots themselves.

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9. Someone else has their phone plugged into an outlet. No problem, just unplug it. You need to plug in your phone.

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10. There are only four outlets in your dorm room and you have to charge your laptop, cell phone, camera, and e-reader. Plug everything in and you’ll be good to go in the morning.

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11. Oops, forgot one of your chargers. Simply “borrow” one that has been left plugged into an outlet. No one will notice that it’s gone.

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12. The party doesn’t need to end when the bar closes. Bring those new friends back to the dorm room to keep the party going.

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13. It’s 2 am and you need to find something in your bag. Turn on the overhead light. You paid for a bed in the room and that includes the light.

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14. Too cheap for a private room. Having sex in the dorm room bed is possible.

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15. Oops, I drank too much and got sick on the dorm room floor. Accidents happen.

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16. Have an early morning flight. Be sure to turn on the overhead light and make lots of noise while packing to leave.

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17. It’s early in the morning and you and your new buddy need to make plans for the day. The best way to do that is finish packing your bags while talking to each other loudly.

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18. During your morning routine, enter and leave the door several times. Make sure it slams behind you each time.

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19. Ring! Ring! It’s Mom calling. Answer your phone while you finish packing.

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20. Don’t want to put your clean clothes on the floor while packing. The bunk next to yours is the perfect place to lay your things out.

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**Please note: this piece is sarcastic. Please do not follow these steps in a hostel. These are all common situations that occur in hostels and should be avoided.

Don’t be afraid to share these steps with known hostel etiquette violators. Have you ever broken any hostel etiquette?

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44 Replies to “How to violate hostel etiquette in 20 easy steps”

  1. Matt

    Hi Jennifer,

    haha, this post was fun to read! The sex part is surely true but there are a lot of embarrassing stories out there about this topic.
    I was wondering if you have ever heard of the new 5 Star Hostels? I figured you might like them!

    Will follow you now on Instagram, like the photos you put there! 🙂

    Cheers, Matt
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  2. Jenny

    Hilarious and bringing back some traumatic memories at the same time! Can I add one? 21. When the hostel kitchen is CRAZY busy, take 2 friends and stand around in the middle of the kitchen talking to your ONE other friend who is actually doing the cooking. Make sure to get in the way of everyone else as much as possible.
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  3. Nic from Roaming Renegades

    Ha! I love staying in hostels but yeah there is always someone violating one of these! I was recently in a dorm in Basel and a Chinese couple decided 4am was a great time to get up and have a shower. Turning the light on, rummaging through plastic bags with clothes in them and then sitting on the floor at 5am on a laptop. Use the common room for gods sake!!
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  4. Jennifer Ryder Joslin

    I hope no one really needed your clarification that this post is sarcastic! haha 🙂 We have stayed in our fair share of hostel dorm rooms over the years, but as we get older the appeal to save those few extra dollars has waned and we mostly opt for double rooms now. If anyone is going to fart in our room we want it to be us!
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    • Jennifer Post author

      One never knows. After some of the things I have seen in hostels, I could see someone using this as a guide. Love the line about farting.

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    • Jennifer Post author

      I know. I can’t believe people who stream over hostel internet. The dishes thing is just annoying. It’s mostly the gap year spending daddies money who are the issue there.

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    • Jennifer Post author

      Yea, and I have had so many issues in campgrounds as well. It does wear but I do like revenge. I did enjoy coming in one afternoon and finding the person who turned the lights on in the middle of the night asleep. My travel buddy and I procced to turn the light on and have a loud pointless conversation in the room. They weren’t happy with us. Even less after they complained and said we were returning the favor.

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    • Jennifer Post author

      I can laugh off some things like the giggly drunk. Or the drunk who think they are being quiet while getting into bed but aren’t actually. Most of this list annoys the tar out of me.

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  5. Veronika

    Hi! This made me laugh. I have been in hostels for the past 2 months and I have to say that you ARE RIGHT with so many points. The mess in the kitchen…some people cant was even their own glass and plate after using…grr. I wonder how their home loos like.

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    • Jennifer Post author

      Yea it is. I sleep like a rock for the most part so a little bit of noise doesn’t bother me but the turning on the lights does. I have had a great desire to strangle some people for being rude.

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    • Jennifer Post author

      This makes me sad. It wasn’t meant to scare you off from a hostel. They are for the most part a great place to stay while traveling. I have met a ton of people who I still talk to and met up with when I get the chance. There are the handful of bad eggs who hurt the experience but they don’t negate the great things.

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    • Jennifer Post author

      Yea, I know. I have yelled at several people over the phone issue. They acted like I was the one being rude. It was 4 am. Why the heck are you sitting on your bed in the dorm on your phone. There are 9 other people trying to sleep. Walk out the door and talk in the hallway.

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    • Jennifer Post author

      I have still had the lights turn on in the middle of the night even when they have private lights in the bunks. Some things don’t change no matter what extra are provided.

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